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Location: Colorado
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Flash Reviews: 25
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25 Reviews | 9 w/ Responses
The actual cinematographic quality of the piece was virtually nonexistent, yet I STILL found myself laughing.
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Very trippy effects, the second transition into the green, fucked up place was very forceful and impacting. Awesome.
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I like your style, particularly the thing with truck.
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"I'm definitely looking forward to this one."
Normally my criticisms of peoples' flashes include the point that they need to add a storyline, but this one would leave me perfectly contented with 4 minutes of mindless violence.
Just a stylistic suggestion; add some metal in the vein of Aeon.(loud, angry, satanic and downtuned)
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Do I get ten extra special bonus points if I smoked some illegal things instead of swallowing illegal things?
This game was brilliant. I loved the concept and the execution. The music worked well with it too. It could have used maybe 5 more levels that were even harder though, after the first time around they were all pretty easy.
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I was laughing too hard to ask "what the fuck?
I thought it was funny as hell, good work.
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I want too trip over you cock like how a stumbily nerd does when he's about too correct an error on a math problem....last summer.
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I like the voice acting a lot, but it needs to be longer. I liked it enough to give it a 2, but if you had made it maybe 5 times longer and actually had them do something, like maybe go on the actual road trip, then I would have liked it a lot more.
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we cant all be Adam Phillips
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the beginning was great. the quick flash of the skulls set the mood to be looking for something more, so you lean in closer waiting for it then BOOM anal cunt in your head. the 2 last pictures with the roadkill bunny and the santa's gravestone were simply fucking hilarious. good job, the only thing i would suggest is to make the evil part longer, find more pictures and play more of the song you know?
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i see no point in a loop that tells people to ph33r you. it has no entertainment value, cuts off the song, and wasted my time. i'm sorry but even though it looked and sounded good, it wasn't good.
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Because there isn't a point. Thank you for pointing out the obvious four times in a row there buddeh.
PH33R SALTYJELLO
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the music (trivium) isn't amazingly good, but at least it isn't the sellout punk shit that is normally associated with skating. not that i really care about skating, i just hate skater music.
the naimation was smooth and consistent, good job, but the thing was too short. i like how you had a menu, it was a good one too. my only problem with it is that it was 20 seconds of a stick guy skating. make the bails and the skating and all of it into one, longer things and do some creative, almost non-realistic tricks and it would be better.
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